absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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