YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
