hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Randomize
