do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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