I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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