How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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