Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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