I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
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