Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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