Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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