Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
We left the knife in your bed.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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