The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
