5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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