i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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