If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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