I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
