It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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