what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I think my moral compass just broke
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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