"it" just moved
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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