i don't like sucking hair
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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