How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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