I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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