So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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