yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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