Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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