His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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