why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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