yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I would fuck him just for his dog
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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