How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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