she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
The uberlube is also flammable
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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