I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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