remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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