He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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