It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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