Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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