Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It's blow job season.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
