Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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