just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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