if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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