On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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