i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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