If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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