I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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