you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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