I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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