I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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