doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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