I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We talked him into tasing himself.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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