i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
