my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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